Funny Pet News #3- A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, Canine Drives

This is Zootoo.com’s program dedicated to Pet News.

Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.

This episode;
Voting Dog
Horse Sushi
Kept Alive by Rabbit and Horse Blood
Ace Sniffer Dogs Fired
Kitten Rescued from Sewer Drain
Canine Behind the Wheel

Show transcript;

BETH: A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, and a Canine behind the wheel! Today, on Zootoo News.

BETH: Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.

LAURA: Because when things get catty, it’s a good thing.

Story 1
LAURA: Jane Balogh of Federal Way, Washington
could face felony charges because she registered her Australian shepherd-terrier mix, Duncan, to vote.

She said she did this to make a point that Washington’s voting requirements are too lax.

In the prior 3 elections, she sent in bogus ballots and even signed the dog’s voter registration card with a paw print.
Wow, I can’t believe it took authorities so long to catch this.
Duncan’s not even American!

Story 2
BETH: Due to shortages of tuna in Japan, sushi chefs are now contemplating horse meat.

A tuna scare in 1973 forced sushi chefs to find other red-colored substitutes like raw horse.

One Tokyo restaurant owner says worse comes to worse, they will use the surprisingly tasty horse meat once again.

LAURA: You mean Sea Horse, right?

BETH: No. Horse Horse.

Sushi picture receives horse tail.

Both girls lean over and “vomit”.

Story 3
BETH: A seriously ill teenager is being kept alive by horse and rabbit blood.

Cara Heaney was diagnosed with a rare illness called aplastic anaemia.

She is now receiving transfusions of Horse antibodies and rabbit blood products to fighting off bone-marrow failure.
Her mother said: “Without this treatment Cara would not be alive today.”
When asked if she feels differently after these transfusions, 14 year old Cara said “Nay!”

LAURA: [Wow. Pretty good.] You do any other horse impressions?

BETH: slaps. Blows lips. Stops.

LAURA: Anything else?

BETH: Nay.

Story 4
LAURA: Two street mutts who became ace sniffer dogs at a Thailand airport have been fired for
urinating on luggage and
sexually harassing female passengers.

Apparently, so many passengers complained about their lewd behavior they had to be fired.

BETH: Come on, can you blame them? I mean, did you see those skirts they were wearing!?

LAURA: I’m not saying they were asking for it, but…

Story 5
LAURA: A gray tabby kitten, trapped in a storm sewer drain in West Verginia,
finally climbed out after 250 gallons of water were pumped into the drain.

On the scene of the rescue were 2 firetrucks, 5 firefighters, and several animal rescuers.

Geez, that’s a lot of men to get excited over one wet pussy…

BOTH: …cat.

Story 6
BETH: In Idaho, a black lab named Charlie drove a car into the river,
while his owner was running in for a pizza.

Somehow the dog got the car in neutral and coasted straight into the water,
jumping out before it sank.

BETH: Be careful on the road — watch out for driving dogs and Paris Hilton!

LAURA: Yeah!, and now he’s charged with a D.U.I. — Doggie Under Influence!

BETH: Yeah! And you can bet the punishment will be Ruff!

LAURA: Charlie’s owner should have taught him to put the car in Bark!

And they laugh and laugh.

Have text appear — Thanks for watching Zootoo News. Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. (As if we can’t say it cause we are laughing too hard).

Duration : 0:4:1


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25 Responses to Funny Pet News #3- A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, Canine Drives

  1. popura0025 says:

    Horse sushi
    good

    Horse sushi
    good

  2. XxEllenBethxX says:

    yeah
    if your …

    yeah
    if your trying to freak me out by telling me that people eat dog

    yh i aint freaked I KNOW!

    i just find it sick & barbaic

  3. ElisaFireRose says:

    People have pet …
    People have pet horses. Your point is? I’m pretty sure people overseas have DOGS for pets, and guess what they eat? Yep.

  4. XxEllenBethxX says:

    Yeah
    I DONT EAT …

    Yeah
    I DONT EAT ANY MEAT#
    but to act like that
    loads of people have pet horses
    >:|

  5. ElisaFireRose says:

    There are other …
    There are other foods than horse. I’m not saying there aren’t. But guess what? I eat it. And it’s seriously the best freaking type of meat there is out there. There’s barely any fat on it because horses are mostly active.

    I really don’t understand why anybody cares.

  6. XxEllenBethxX says:

    “Humans wil do what …
    “Humans wil do what it takes for survival”
    oh my god
    what so is there no other food than horse anymore?
    god

  7. jazuishere says:

    hahahaha funny… …
    hahahaha funny… nice one lol

  8. ElisaFireRose says:

    Pfft. All of you …
    Pfft. All of you think eating horse is such a bad thing. I love horses, don’t get me wrong, but guess what? Humans will do what it takes for survival. And if you live in Italy, eating horse isn’t a bad thing. At all. Seriously, go to the Equine-meat stores lining the street.

    …Besides, people have eaten much worse. Take me, for example. I went to Germany and ate kangaroo.

    So sue me.

  9. offcameherhead says:

    130,000 American …
    130,000 American horses end up on foreign dinner tables every year. Their transport to slaughter and their deaths are grisly. The horse jokes are not funny to those of us who know what goes on.

  10. alexfromiami says:

    do u grls make …
    do u grls make these vids all by urselvs??but u arent funny.u should try porn
    hahaha thats funny

  11. Cerebrallydissected says:

    I fell in love with …
    I fell in love with Beth Hoyt when she does the Horse impressions at 02:00

  12. elliexena says:

    thats sad
    thats sad

  13. sheezy2 says:

    u would get all …
    u would get all excited for a wet pussy… CAT!!!

  14. horseygirl1207 says:

    not you duhh the …
    not you duhh the ppl that kill the horses to eat them raw if you like it that is you ways i am so sorry u think that was implied to you

    god blees you

  15. yanikv says:

    Im sorry, im sorry. …
    Im sorry, im sorry. I didnt mean to imply that us Americans should really eat horse sushi per se. What i meant to imply is that we should actually be chomping on your horses. Thats correct. If you own an equine, i would love to barbecue its proper and feed it to all of my bretherin. Or maybe grind it up and put it in tacos like Jack-In-The-Box used to do. those tacos were good. But you were right, sushi implies raw, and raw is just savage.

  16. horseygirl1207 says:

    you allsuck horses …
    you allsuck horses rock

  17. horseygirl1207 says:

    go to bastard
    go to bastard

  18. FleaFinatic says:

    poor horses… why …
    poor horses… why is everyone killing them and using there meat/blood!!!:(

  19. poohbear5050 says:

    okay, I’m just a …
    okay, I’m just a little closer to death and that much dumber for watching that

  20. minetruly says:

    I’ve eaten horse …
    I’ve eaten horse sushi in Japan! Actually, it’s sashimi- slices of raw meat. There were pieces from four different parts of the horse’s body, ranging from neck meat (white, tought to chew, resembling raw squid and disgusting) to, uh, some other kind of meat (dark red and tasting like a cross between rare beef and raw red tuna and delicious.)

    A girl who owns horses was eating with me and got really upset at the way I was trying to get her to eat it too.

  21. Idiotetiquette says:

    This was hilarious …
    This was hilarious because of Hoyt! Thanks for the show.

  22. 368ofk says:

    I thought the title …
    I thought the title said “vomiting dog”.

    I’m much less interested now.

  23. XxemoxqueenxX says:

    Ah thanks, ^^’ …
    Ah thanks, ^^’ don’t wory my fist language is French and it’s pretty complicated… And english is hard to learn as well for most people because of all the exceptions XD
    Thank you very much, once again I’m happy to have learnt something new!

  24. WindDanceFilm says:

    >XxemoxqueenxX

    >XxemoxqueenxX
    Sorry for confusing you. But Japanese is a confusing language.
    Most Kanji (Chinese characters) have at least two pronounciations. One is from Chinese origin (On yomi), the other is made in Japan (Kun yomi).
    “Uma” is “Kun yomi”, and “Ba” is “On yomi”.
    Pronounications are different, but Kanji and its meaning are the same.

  25. XxemoxqueenxX says:

    I thought ‘uma’ was …
    I thought ‘uma’ was the word for horse? Would it be because a live horse is ‘uma’ and ‘ba’ is a horse for food? Such as the english ‘sheep’ – ‘mutton’ variations?
    Or maybe I’M just way off XD
    Ara, I’m confused o_o;